in a sea of 12th man

this is how the "twelfth man" should dress at football matches. fuck jerseys and giant football shaped hats.

the revolution

Could they get any tighter? Possibly maybe it could happen if it was meant to be.

swiss miss

This woman fucking rocks the yodel-esque, Sound of Music clogs like no other. She's like a cup of Swiss Miss-with marshmallows.

ark-kansas

It's O.K. to roll up your pants if your shoes are from a flea market in Arkansas. I forgot that state even existed?

say "yes" to sweatpants?

Usually when people wear sweatpants in public, its like they've given up. But this guy definitely looks like he cares. His nipples are like an accessory to the outfit. I love it.

juicy fruit

This guy is a re-incarnation of pop star androgyny i.e. Prince, Bowie, T-Rex. He's like a stick of juicy fruit. Maybe Technicolor elves tease his hair every morning. I hope so.

short circuit

Kenji Urada, born 1944, died 1981, was one of the first individuals killed by a robot. Urada was a 37-year old maintenance engineer at a Kawasaki plant. While working on a broken robot, he failed to turn it off completely, resulting in the robot pushing him into a grinding machine with its hydraulic arm. He died as a result.



Adapted from Wikipedia.